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American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.
I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.
by ben the ram September 27, 2010
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American Football

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.
Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?
by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004
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american idiot

an incredible album by green day. if you don't like this album you suck. And dont go and call me some poser because i love who wrote holden caulified, andriod, coming clean, worry rock, and all the songs before american idiot too. There is no rule saying you can't like both...but you're lying when you say jesus of suburbia doesnt have incredible lyrics.
I'm gonna go buy American Idiot because i like green day!
by meehee45 February 20, 2010
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African-american

The politically correct way how to describe a black person.

I don't really mind but why should I be called an African American when I wasn't born in Africa, never been to Africa, and am not a legal citizen of any countries in Africa? Because if thats true, then white people should be called European Americans and asian people should be called Asian Americans.
On an Internet Forum:

Me: Im black.
P.C. Person: You mean African-American.
Me: No, I may be of African decent but I dont have any connections with Africa otherwise, cause in that case i should call you a European American.
P.C. Person: You mean white person right?
Me: No you dumb asshole! *loads gun*
by Ezgamer July 29, 2008
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American Idiot Fan

Mostly made up people who believe Greenday is the best band in existance, when they've only listened to American Idiot and not their other, better records such as Nimrod. and 1039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours. Usually cannot spell correctly ( I.E. Chatspeak. )and only discuss about how Billie Joe is 'amazingly hott' whilst they most likely do not even pay attention to the music.
"NOOOOOO...I LUV GREENDSAY BILLY JO IS S0o0o0o0o HAWTT!!!!!!!"

"Oh. So you're an American Idiot fan. -sharpens knife.-"

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"Fans of Greenday usually have bad grammer. Oh, I get it. Greenday makes people dumb."
by Mrs. Self Destruct September 21, 2005
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american idiots

The american guy on here who wanted something removed and said it wasn't urban cos it wasn't american Here's the actual quote "Urban, as in AMERICA you 'tards." I think he needs an actual dictionary to see what urban means
by Adam November 23, 2004
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Apple-American

A demographic term referring to Macintosh computer users. Preferred over the pejorative term, “Mac People.”
Everytime I go over to the graphic design department I see all kinds of Apple-Americans nestled behind their monitors.
by Special K July 28, 2004
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