Alan Tung

A Chinese Badger

I was out baiting last night and dosed up an Alan Tung!

by Anal Push September 10, 2009

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Alan (morbi)

He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!

Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"

Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"

Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"

Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"

Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"

Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"

Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"

Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls

by Mr sexy sexy boy May 17, 2016

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Alanna

Patterns on colors on patterns on colors

When you feel, see, or TASTE the rainbow; that's not Skittles. That's Alanna.
YASS QUEEN!

by Sillylaurahead January 10, 2019

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Alanna

Alanna is a very caring person. she loves cute funny and smart guys. they gotta be nice to her friends and her parents. she is very athletic and average height. but has a nice ass and big boobs. she is very pretty and all the guys be drooling over her. she’s very sassy and has a great sense in style. she never gives up. but is very emotional. and you can always tell who she likes, she’s not afraid to hide it.

Jack : “did you see Alanna today?”
Harry : “who didn’t??!”
Jack : IKR. she’s stunning, like she always is”
Harry : “I wish you guys would date already. it’s clear she likes you and you like her”

Jack : “i’m afraid i’ll get rejected.”
Harry : “who wouldn’t be?”

by Chicken Nuggettttttttttt July 24, 2019

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