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Pen It

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”
by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024
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pens fan

the best fan base in the whole NHL
who is that awesome guy oh yeah its a pens fan
by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020
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Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.
I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.
by Ingproductions April 7, 2010
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licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.
by miss ma’am July 25, 2021
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pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023
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