dish pig

staff in a restaurant or cafe who do all the washing up. they're generally not allowed to wait on tables and have a perpetually miserable expression on their faces, as well as very, very red faces.

Can you call the waiter over? No, not him, he's just a dish pig.

by londonmark September 5, 2003

Pig Bennis

swap the b and the p and you will find the exact meaning...

Brendan has suck a pig bennis he cant get an erection

by 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 March 1, 2018

fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

Pig Knees

When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.

"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."

"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."

by Dan Collette October 25, 2017

pig hunt

A contest between guys(or girls)to pick up and then screw the uglest girl (or guy)in the bar.
This is better done in a town far,far from your own,and NOT under the influence of Jagermeister.
This is also alot more fun when the people you compete against are better-looking than you.

At 1am,it's a pig hunt,or stop and by a copy of Swank before goin' home

by Woodland Hunter August 25, 2008

Pigged out

Typically used by scousers meaning eaten a lot

Nah mate I can’t move I’ve proper pigged out you know?

by Scousemsttlad June 10, 2018

Darny Pig

A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!

Person 1: Who TF is that

Person2: that is just Darny Pig

by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020