Fat bitch who argues with his fat sumo wrestler brother Kohan. He eats so much purple Doritos his family is going into debt and eats cheeseburgers lol o no
by Maxtonbutler November 26, 2023
Get the Brody Murphymug. by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025
Get the Milo Murphy's Lawmug. "You can follow an 'unpopular' method or procedure 'till da cows come home' and nothing unusual will ever happen to 'justify' or 'vindicate' your unorthodox actions (and you'll likely get continually criticized by others for your chosen behavior), but then the ONE TIME when you eventually 'cave' and actually DO happen to follow the 'standard' or 'acceptable' protocol, THAT'S the solitary 'rogue occasion' when disaster will happen to strike --- something really bad will happen that would not have occurred if you had simply continued to follow your own 'pet' procedure that had seemed better/safer to begin with!"
My "super-long-term-driving-experienced" aunt had gotten fed up with my "back-seat driver" attempts to be helpful by telling her about vehicles that I'd see moving around fairly near our position when we'd be travelling someplace in her car, and so she had eventually asked me to just keep quiet and let here handle the driving herself. Well, of course, within a day or two, Murphy's Law of Exceptions decided to turn and bite me in da butt --- due to a view-obstructing sidewalk-mounted ad-sign, my aunt didn't notice an approaching car, but I did... naturally, that was the ONE TIME that I **didn't** tell her about it because she'd specifically asked me to keep my trap shut on instances like that, and so I'd ASSUMED (there's that word again!) that she'd observed the vehicle bearing down on the intersection. Well, as you might expect, we crashed, and there were multiple injuries in the other car! Can't win...!
by QuacksO March 9, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Exceptionsmug. A term used ti describe the dark line of un blended foundation thats common among women who live in halfway houses across America.
by Silly Smalls December 19, 2020
Get the Murphymug. by King Ralph III August 5, 2022
Get the Carter Murphymug. by Caleb Murphy December 8, 2017
Get the Caleb Murphymug. Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022
Get the Mrs. Nellie Murphymug.