purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

Candy corn

Another way of telling willy boi he has a really fucking small dick

Hey willy boi nice Candy corn

by wally dude September 17, 2018

Meme Candy

Something that is apparently likely to become an internet meme or spur the creation of such memes. Something memorable, quotable, or for other reasons expected to go viral.

Derived from the phrase "eye candy" and related to "fan service" although not necessarily intentional.

Friendship is Magic and Adventure Time are popular online because they are full of meme candy.

by Alrecenk February 9, 2013

Desperation Candy

The stale, weird or other similarly mediocre candy or sweet food eaten because the "good" candy is gone and the person eating it is too high to drive to the store. Desperation Candy can include but is not limited to any holiday candy older than six months, anything with dried fruit (Raisinettes) or coconut in it, ethnic candy made from unconventional ingredients, candy found between sofa cushions, and so on.

"Hey, munchie time. Where's the Reese's PB cups?"

"Gone. All we have left is desperation candy; you want peeps from last Easter or some broken fortune cookies?"

by Rupert J. Syphilis April 23, 2010

Nanna Candies

Those strawberry hard candies with the soft center. They come individually wrapped to look like real strawberries. Every grandma's got 'em.

Dude, hand me over one of those nanna candies

by MelBleezy September 30, 2010

alisha...candy

alisha is one of the most amazing people ever, she has that username on tiktok but her username on instagram is xoxoalishacandy.

if you see this alisha, i love you so much 💕

omg have you seen alisha...candy’s recent tiktok? it was amazing

by i love alisha <3 July 18, 2020

pull a candy

to give with the expectation of receiving in return; to be shiesty

"Sure, I'll give you money for lunch. I won't even pull a candy, this one's on me."

by pseudonymous coward November 20, 2013