When a man's partner sucks his dick too far and gags. The partner proceeds to throw up into the man's ass, and eats out the barf with dried pineapple like one would eat salsa.
Patrick: Whats that shit around Hannah's mouth?
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
Adam: You didn't hear? She gave Nick a dried pineapple.
by Yo Fresh May 24, 2007
Get the dried pineapplemug. Making up a saying without telling your friends what it means and laughing to confuse them, when in reality, it doesn't actually mean anything at all.
Matt, do you know what cutting a pineapple is?
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
Have you ever cut a pineapple?
No, what does that mean?
<snicker>
by Shutupimgonnakillyou February 5, 2010
Get the Cutting a Pineapplemug. by whitegoldandie April 2, 2010
Get the eating pineapplemug. The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
Get the Pineapple Smoothiemug. When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise
by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013
Get the Pineapple Surprisemug. Expression used to show excited feelings of the speaker.
Originated from someone feeling happy in memory of a holiday.
Originated from someone feeling happy in memory of a holiday.
As bob felt the buzz of the party around him and no other words came to his drunken lips, out burst.....flying pineapples!!!
by Tinks'n'Tom November 26, 2006
Get the flying pineapplesmug. A picture taken near or around a supposed object of interest. However, the object of interest does not make it into the picture because the funny poses that people do become infinitely more interesting than the object itself.
There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
There is a real fountain in a shop in Downtown Fullerton of California where a little stone fountain circulates the water. People started taking pictures of their friends in silly poses around the structure without actually getting the pineapple in the picture.
"Where's the statue of the bear?"
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."
"Oh, we didn't get it in the picture because it didn't fit."
"That's okay. It made a great pineapple picture instead."
by LT&T October 26, 2011
Get the pineapple picturemug.