Slippery Noodle

A hotel manager or general manager of a property management company, that is generally of Patel descent. Said "noodle" is extremely evasive to actually catch on the phone or in person, and is also extremely indecisive. The "noodle" can only be caught usually on off hours of the night or just before daybreak, when usually a normal person is sleep. If the "noodle" is caught, its epic indecisiveness drives both parties mad and the sale slips from grasp. American hotel managers are not "slippery noodles" but are classified generally as country bumpkins with an addiction for The Price is Right and Cheeto products.
PERSON 1-"That damn Nick Patel of Days Inn is one slippery noodle."

PERSON 2-"You should burn his property down."

PERSON 1-"I'll need to borrow your truck."

PERSON 2 -"Bring back a beef meximelt for me."
by sinistar462 September 30, 2011
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noodle groover

Someone so high on methamphetamine that they can't hold still so their limbs waves up and down and back and forth like one of those Car Lot balloons guys.
I saw Andrew, he must have relapsed. He was so gacked out he was flailing around like a noodle Groover .
by 38th time's the charm March 14, 2016
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Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion
1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning
by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 03, 2015
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Danger noodle

It is a word to define a snake nothing more.
Oh my god it’s a danger noodle run.”
by Danger noodle Jonah Cayer April 27, 2020
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Shanghai Noodle

When a man sticks his index and middle fingers through his fly, then has a girl have sex with it as if it was his schlong.
Girl: Hey do you have two penises?
Guy: No, i'm just doing a Shanghai Noodle
by Dogfucker98 October 25, 2010
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wet noodle

a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
by i like to move it move it!!!! January 22, 2009
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golden noodle

the dildo of royalty. made of pure gold.
I misplaced my golden noodle, can I borrow yours?
by georgINA spellvin January 27, 2010
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