The Jon O

When a man rests one of his balls on the vagina for an extended period of time.
Warning: The Jon O requires exceptional balance.
by Bevan February 08, 2007
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Jon-Athon

The practice of an employee achieving nothing for long periods of time due to a terrible work ethic, whilst lying profusely to cover up one’s shortcomings, and generally bringing standards down in every regard.
I think the new air con “manager” has been on a Jon-athon since he arrived… I have no idea what he does other than turn up late, leave early and shirk his responsibilities.
by Renewables July 05, 2022
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jon porn maximum auramodus

Gay ass motherfucker who eats his own smegma and jerks to p diddy and his big ass baldie head. In his freetime he fucks dogs and acts like a furry for 5 bucks.
This guy is very jon porn maximum auramodus.
by Crissysmegma December 02, 2024
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jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
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Jon J Walter's Club

When you have 2 separate friends with benefits who both have a husband or wife. (In Reference to Jon Walter from 90 Day Fiancee: Before The 90 Days)
Mark: YOOOOOO! Guess who's officially part of the Jon J Walter's Club?!

Frank: Nice.
by rudy STANTZ May 16, 2020
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jon favreauing

v) creating or saving one’s movie franchise.

ant: jjabramsing, kennedying
n) Jon Favreau: American film genius
Nerd 1: Are you going to watch the new Doctor Who?

Nerd 2: Are you going put an ice pick into your balls? That is one show that desperately needs some jon favreauing.
by Alex Franklin December 21, 2020
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jon asle

halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.
jon asle -det æ gunsti kara
by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018
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