Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin May 20, 2014

doing a jon

A manoeuvre where an individual screams at a female in a manner to intimidate her out of the house.

Stop doing a jon.

My friends a jon.

by Token Minxy May 24, 2014

Jon Veet

Noun. Used as a synonym to the word somebody, anybody, or person/people.
Can also be shortened to "Veet"

"Who were you on the phone with?"
"It was Jon Veet."

by darthveeder October 23, 2014

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 23, 2013

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013