The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

by John Marwin September 24, 2004

Jason McCann

he is a crazy person who helped me through a lot. He deserves a Grammy for all that he has done, bitches !!!!!!!!!

See that crazy thug helping that lame bitch how to smoke : boy 1
yeah he is a total Jason McCann : boy 2

by UnqiueMusic May 14, 2015

jason green

code name for weed can be used in many texts

'have you met jason green before??' - have you smoked weed
'im being jason to the party tonight' - i am bringing weed to the party tonight
i know him

by samjamesy November 12, 2007

jason bateman

An actor who is known for his role as Michael Bluth in "Arrested Development". He was a teen heartthrob in his young years especially in "Teen Wolf Too".

Me: You got the tickets?
My sister: For what?
Me: The Dodgers game
My sister: Oh to see Jason Bateman
Me: Yeah
My sister: You know he's married with kids
Me: DAMN!

by rebel steele June 22, 2015

Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:

Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.

Never see this movie.

Some movies are so bad, they're hilarious, such as Doom or AvP. Jason X is not one of these movies.

by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005

jason newstead

One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica

Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989

by Kuhana March 28, 2005