person 9

the nerd of the example world

person 1 normal example
person 2 person 1's friend
person 3 neglected guy
person 4 unexistant
person 5 the popular guy of the example world
person 6 the demon of the example word
person 7 person 1's partner
person 8 omega male
person 9 the nerd

person 1 hi person 2 7 8 and 9
person 2 hi person 1 7 8 and 9
person 7 hi person 1
person 8 silence*
person 9 our names added together are 25 added together
person 8 shoots person 9
person 3 sighs
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 I fucking hate you you stupid hallucination

person 4 0-0
person 5 walks in and gets a bullet to the face
person 8 I wanted to be popular so you deserved that
person 6 enters and kills person 8
person 1 2 3 4 7 thanks person 6
person 6 massacres the room

by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022

November 9

November 9, National ask someone for $5 day.

Hey bro it’s November 9th

Oh yeah here’s $5

Thanks bro

by Thetyperoftheworld November 7, 2021

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

AIM-9

The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a Short-Range Air-to-Air missile adopted by the US Navy in 1956 and adopted by the US Airforce in 1964. The AIM-9 is considered one of the most successful western short-range air-to-air missiles, and is still used by numerous Nations around the world; and with the Block III still in development, it is likely that the AIM-9 will remain in service for many years to come.

The AIM-9 Sidewinder is one of the most successful Western Short-Range Air-to-Air Missiles in the world

by Military Tech February 17, 2022

December 9

ask out your crush day! in December 9th you ask your crush out

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 7, 2019