October 26

National call Shane a pussy day.

A day where you can call anyone with the name of Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

Boy: hey Shane your a pussy.
Shane: hay? what was that for?
Boy: it’s October 26 I can call Shane a pussy and not get in trouble.

by Lord SKRAPPYASS October 22, 2019

october 26

where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.

it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.

by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019

October 26

National bad haircut day. If you have a bad haircut this is the day for you.

Person 1: Wow your haircut is trash
Person 2: I know it’s October 26,!national bad haircut day so my haircut is awful

Person 3: Yessir

by David is trash October 27, 2019

October 26

National wear clothes backwards day.
Wear all of your clothes backwards

No exceptions

Person 1: what are you wearing tomorrow

Person 2: all of my clothes backwards

Person 1: why?
Person 2: because it’s October 26th

by nataliesachs3345 October 26, 2019

October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 26, 2019

October 26

On October 26th its national fuck any kid named Nathan in the bootyhole

October 26 is for Nathans' to get their gayness out and have fun!

by yourmomisgayxx2 October 20, 2021

October 26

Its National Lose Your Virginity Day. Since Spooky Szn is just around the corner why celebrate an commemorate National Lose You're Virginity Day. Go out there and get some pussy/dick. If you’re a Virgin or Non-Virgin go out there on the 26 and get lit!!!

Person 1: Its October 26 and that means its National Lose Your Virginity Day and i was wondering if you were down yk what im sayin?

Girl: Yeah fo sho my place at 10:00

by ClumpyClaus October 18, 2019