To perform analingus on a gentleman caller of 55 years or older, while simultaneously using one's hand to jerk him off. Also known as a rusty trombone, but executed solely on a member of the AARP.
James Earl Jones: "I like to get my handies at the adult store in the afternoons because people get down to some Old Jazz."
by Jackets McBoots August 18, 2021
Get the Old Jazzmug. by Grewtanker September 14, 2019
Get the Old heelmug. When somebody is lost whilst hiking they will get out a compass to orientate themselves and correct course if needed
Glenn and Steve were hiking across the moors and Steve insisted that they were lost, so Glenn said he'll have to get his old cock out again to make sure they were heading in the right direction.
by OwDo May 12, 2021
Get the Old Cockmug. by Low-Key bruh September 5, 2023
Get the Old ironmug. by Fat Pat Lad August 26, 2013
Get the Old tricksmug. An old church is a beautiful masterpiece of religious architecture and will stand out in any town or setting. Old Churches that are either made from wood or from stone are different from more modern churches simply because they feature a beautiful relaxing space with lots of nice colours. Lots of elegant churches like this can be found a lot in England, America, Australia and New Zealand. They look the best when they are in a country setting with surrounding trees and lakes.
by BlackTie12 February 21, 2020
Get the Old Churchmug. There's no bag like an old bag, there's no bag I know...
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
Every hot young babe eventually in time becomes an old bag.
by Jimbo Creamer July 25, 2010
Get the old bagmug.