June 9

Global make fun of rule 34 and or e621 artists day

It's June 9

Let's go kick the shit out of a rule 34 artist

by Boneless soda May 20, 2023

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 24, 2021

november 9

guys give your crush/girlfriend your hoodie

boy- heres my hoodie
girl- why?
boy- because it’s november 9

by superior157373 November 8, 2021

9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021