Man I bought this new pack of chewing gum and 3 seconds after chewing it it turned into cum gum. Ya know, all watery.
by 80sWordz February 25, 2024
a jar filled to the brim with cum, doesn't matter who's cum, and then you store it in the basement.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
one day, when an atomic bomb hits and you're left to hide in the basement, so you don't die, and then however long later, you have to drink/eat the cum, depending on how old it is, idk if cum expires and turns solid like milk does don't judge me. and then u have to silently cry while you slowly consume the cum because aliens are invading and you don't want them to hear you consume cum, so you have to cry silently.
by cyberfxngz January 02, 2024
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by Magaluf2015 July 22, 2022
Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?
Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!
Chad: no you didn't
Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum
Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!
Chad: no you didn't
Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum
by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020