Cum Construct

Alternative word for organisms that reproduce heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to this cum construct

by MeatNutsDietzNuts October 4, 2021

Cum-mudgeon

An angry old man who has lost all of his morals and doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He goes around and seeks out random women to blow his loads on.

Big Sleezy: Yo Tyrant, I saw this old dude blowing his loads all over the place last week. Dude must be getting castrated or something soon.

Tyrant: Nah dude, that’s just the local Cum-mudgeon. That dude sprays his loads on any and every woman he sees. Idk how he doesn’t run out of sperm, that dude can go for days.

Big Sleezy: I want to be like him when I grow up...

by Stoney69 March 1, 2019

cum toot

When you do anal and you toot out cum/nya goulder

I just cum tooted

by Past June 10, 2021

Cum

Don’t ever use the word “come” in a sentence

Joe: Bro hold on, I’m coming
Mike: Cumming you say 😈😈😈

by 3 inches deep November 24, 2021

cum wipers

Fake eyelashes (falsies) that are extra long and aid in keeping a cumshot from getting in the eyes.

Did you see guys see Greta’s new cum wipers??

by jman james July 19, 2024

cum

home is where the heart is
heart is where the cum is
home is where the cum is

it’s stored in the brain btw

#recover4cum besties

by edtwtuser February 17, 2021

Cum Slab

A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.

Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.

by Ihateniggers72 November 9, 2016