cum artist

A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.

Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.

by Narakukat May 7, 2016

cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

Cum Bubble

When you cum in a girls butt hole and she farts and it produces a bubble.

Dude this girl produced a cum bubble last night after I nutted in her asshole.

by Mickey22 February 22, 2015

Cum

Is what you say to ur mom when you want something

Can i have some cum?

by hihi356 September 12, 2022

Cummed and Dusted

When someone cums so good they vanish into dust like when Thanos snapped

country of orign: Nigeria

Reva - Yo how was it with that girl ln
Tobi - I touched her boob and then I cummed -- it felt so good
Reva - Bro you cummed and dusted

by goon_squad February 15, 2024

Cum

That white wet slime that comes out your dick when you stroke it too much

I just went on the hub once and after that I painted my room in cum

by Stickytipbro October 19, 2021

Cum Pot

A pot that has boiling water, milk, hand sanitizer and a pushed up banana in it. Used for masturbation.

I just used my cum pot and it was amazing. It only stung a little but

by anonymous September 14, 2020