Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

Third time's a bird rhyme

A regional version of "Third time's a charm".

I couldn't do it the first two times, but third time's a bird rhyme.

by UnderHero5 February 24, 2021

Dame Time

In the last few possession's of a basketball game is when Damian Lillard hits shots from beyond Curry Range.

Yo 2 minutes left in the game and Dame is checking in that means its Dame Time.

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

k.b. time

kickback time
time to perfrom no useful function or work whatsoever.

Bell rang... it's k.b. time.

by BAM July 31, 2004

Two more times

Two more times a slang created by greensprings school lekki meaning say a word two more times

Him: get my phone
Me: two more times

by By Jesse usifo July 6, 2022

Hoe Time

Similar to drug dealer time. Ten minutes turns into two hours. Called Hoe Time due to the fact that many females take hours and hours to get ready and make everyone late.

Chad: I’ll be there in an hour

*Three hours later*
Dirty Dan: Chad wtf you should have been here hours ago I’m finna leave you’re on hoe time

by machonachtroll October 30, 2021

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008