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news constipation

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore
Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.
by mphahaha February 1, 2024
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croatian new yorker

a woman with borderline personality disorder that thinks she is hot shit and will most likely end up single for a very long time. she will most likely end up a lonely, bitter woman that is never satisfied with anything and wishes she was nicer to a boy that was madly in love with her back in high school and also wishes she even dated, married and had kids with him. this usually happens when a croatian new yorker like her never gives people in general second chances, especially that one boy. that boy is now a man that is lonely and bitter too and wont find a woman that would truly satisfy his needs. once its over, he’ll get over them so quick over the thought of the croatian new yorker. the croatian new yorker is unique, strong, independent, and extremely beautiful to the point where it would motivate a man to literally achieve their goals.
this dude: hey shes very hot bro i marry her
that dude: careful bro she’s a croatian new yorker, she’ll put you into oblivion if you mess up
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 2, 2021
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New Spin

Another term for new album. Can also be shortened to just 'spin'.
Hey, have you checked out *INSERT BAND HERE*'s new spin?
by Dorian Black July 18, 2005
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Pox News

A news channel that spreads misinformation about a global pandemic
I was watching Pox and Friends on Pox News the other day. What a bunch of smog breathers!
by WontonDisregard December 21, 2020
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New gen

Jaimer bum new gen self
That boy Jaimer a new gen to Nettspend
by SCUMTKFAN February 26, 2024
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New Jersey Nut Shot

When you fuck a girl with your balls and stick your dick in her belly button
Bro I had whiskey dick so I just hit her with the New Jersey Nut Shot
by MFa3 August 13, 2025
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