Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

nut face mcjagger

A local homie from Pville BC his name is Kyle

yo where is nut face mcjagger at?

by Thasercha October 7, 2020

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025

Norris Nut

The act of ejaculating between a painting of a horse and a glass of milk; can be preformed with our without a second individual.

Terry preformed a“Norris Nut” before his test to let out steam.

by Ugene! February 12, 2024

lil p-nut

A short stout mexican teen with no swag and usually wears nike or fila.

"He's such a lil p-nut"

by tyron1234 April 15, 2015

Thumbing my nuts

An expression of awkwardness. When you find yourself suddenly alone, bored and with nothing to do. Can also be used to convey a feeling of abandonment.

“Where the hell have you guys been? I’ve been sitting here all night thumbing my nuts waiting for you!”
“Well I’m not gonna just sit here thumbing my nuts!”

by Joezer4911 June 17, 2022

No nut November

When a male has to stop masturbating for a whole month and after that month is over there Testosterone goes up if you fail no nut November you can’t do the challenge again untill next year

Mike:I’m gonna do no nut november this year
Micheal: There is not way you will win no nut November.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024