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New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey
"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"
by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014
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New demon ghost

New demon ghost appears on live.

TMBOY22 the most popular YouTubers who caught a demon ghost hovering behind the bushes at 2:34 at night in the forest. Later then, 3:21 TMBOY22 reported it to the police station where now it starts getting attention. She says “I didn’t expect it to happen, I was shaking.” There were 2 dead bodies in the forest.

Polices we’re now investigating the forest and telling other people to stay at there homes.

professional investigators mentions that red leafs were on the dead bodies stomach, polices wanted to found out why there were red leafs on the dead bodies stomach, they check the prints of the red leaf. And they figured out the name of the demon ghost.

NAME: BLOODY LEAF GHOST#1
LOCATED: VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE
CONTACT US: 6264183687 to send informations to the case.
34-year old man near in VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE says “the BLOODY LEAF GHOST would knock on my door, I looked out in the window and I didn’t saw anyone till this case happened.. people mentions that they also got a knock from there door too, i also heard that the demons ghost were the ones from the grave.”

Be aware of the new demon ghosts.
by TRWLNEWS July 24, 2022
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Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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News Bae

I'm sorry. I can't resist. You seem fine now so...

Hym *Deeeeeep inhale* "Hooo! You don't believe in ANY sort of moral equivalence under ANY CIRCUMSTANCE because your conceptualization of morality is entirely binary! There is only 'Doing what "God" said' and 'Immorality,' to you. You, in your own mind, have a monopoly on morality. I don't know about him but probably THAT EXACT AMOUNT of victimization. I was right on the edge with the retard sex cult and weaponized schizophrenia, so, yeah probably about that exact amount. 4 hours of electricity a day, no clean drinking water, and Israel has DIRECT CONTROL of access to food, water, and electricity and can turn it off at a whim. Which is why is doesn't fucking matter that the Jews haven't physically gone to Gaza since 2005 because they don't need to physically need to be there to have a direct effect on the quality of life from Palestinians. To what degree is their quality of life contingent upon cooperation from Israel that they are not receiving?
The per capita is irrelevant. It isn't fucking worse than 9/11. 700 people is 700 people and 3000 people is 3000 people. Claiming that it's impossible to avoid killing kids or that you're trying really hard not to seems like a pretty convenient way of giving yourself license to kill kids while maintaining the ability to claim moral superiority. 100 of them now, in Gaza. And counting. It's just like the Bud light thing. You actively lead a boycott against them. And then BLAME THEM for YOU boycotting them. What you fail to grasp is that the value of your women and kids lives are contingent the value of the lives of other people... To you. If your kids were dying of thirst. You would help them. So. If you're not going to help the Palestinians. They are probably going to kill your kids. What do you expect them to do? Sit there and wait patiently to- Oh! Right... That's exactly what you expect then to do... Well... That's not really how the world works. (And I only go beaten to the punch on this one because I was holding back for news bae)"
by Hym Iam October 11, 2023
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new jack

New Jack, may have referred to the new form of getting jacked a verb. For example When something was jacked, it was overtaken or the effort was surpassed by another. If a person was jacked they were overtaken. The New Jack phrase emphasized the new arrival of a style that surpassed the last. When this phrase has Swing added to it it signifies dancing and music for dancing and movement with rhythm. When this phrase is paired with City it signifies a city that is predominately African American that primarily uses a form of music and style that formed or became popular during the New Jack (era).
Written by Nicolette Poindexter
Music made during the New Jack Era was the best.
by Nekohlet Poindexter April 19, 2018
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