do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

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do the Patz

To do the Patz is to straight up get your dick out and piss in the middle of the dance floor at a club or disco.
It is a very quick and fun way to grab attention. It is also useful if you want to skip the Queue in front of the toilet.

The term is named after the man, the myth, the legend Patz Steidl (Austria)

"Guys, last night I totally did the Patz."

"Do the Patz! Do the Patz! Do the Patz!"

by Flying Hirsch November 19, 2019

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do the trick

A picture of plankton from spongebob saying do the trick

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Do the trick
Person 1 and 2: :)

by Mrcheesgaybutsex June 21, 2023

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What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

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Doing sales

For the TRZ guys this word means good every time no exceptions but for the other maybe not but we don’t give a fuck because if you do sales your allowed to be a member of the papayev clan and that’s it that’s all tchoukball Sales means when you dead something like the bicycle kick of Ronaldo against Juventus

Yo bro yesterday I did sales with this girl .

Only sales my order shipped !
Bruv we and all of my brazzas we doing sales 24/7 so be careful motherfucka !!!

by Alex SalesMaekers September 15, 2020

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