cat

a cat is a cute four-legged animal

Hey, wanna see my cat?
Of course! I love cats!

by anonymous February 19, 2021

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die

Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

Skin some cat

The act of sexual intercorse between a male ,and female.

Dude Im totally gonna skin some cat tonight!

by Mdizzy July 5, 2012