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The Shit Shot

1. an extreme like or approval of past event or item at hand.
2. used when something or someone was so epic that no words can describe it.
1. You saved a lot of money = the shit shot
2. You got something for free = the shit shot
3. John lands a 360 double heel first attempt. Tom would say to John and his friends "the shit shot"
4. any time the words "that was awesome" are to be used should now be replaced with The shit shot
by Shank90 September 15, 2009
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shit stinks

#1 - The situation is messed up, aka fucked up

#2 - Also to call a spade a spade
#1 & 2 - Dave - "I heard that bitch was running her yap about you again at the killer"

Biff - "Shit stinks kid, whatayougonnado"
by chrisking5150 December 4, 2010
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Shit Eyes

The offensive (but accurate) way to refer to an unrepenting jackass who frequently makes life difficult for others by being mean-spirited and/or simply stupid.

Presumable derived from a culture that tended to hold down those who exhibited these traits and rub shit in their eyes.

Synonymous with Fucker.
Hey, Shit Eyes, that's my mug. Use your own.

Shit Eyes over there keeps using my mug.

I wish that Shit Eyed fucker would stop using my mug.
by Ship Cannon August 19, 2010
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shit a dick

verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.
dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.

i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.
by emily&janna May 9, 2010
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shit-stain

one of the pedophiles that lurk in the newsgroup alt.support.boy-lovers ie: Tomba aka LAurence Taylor, Marcel Marre, Y-not, among others
Tomba is a shit-stain on the underwear of society.
by bobandcarole July 16, 2008
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trophy shit

A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.
WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"
by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006
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shit towel

A towel used for drying things other than the body. Typically the things soaked up are disgusting (ie: beer, bong water, ass-sweat, puke, etc.) A towel is no longer considered a shit towel once it has been cleansed of filth.
"Don't put that shit towel on me! I saw it lying on your floor for the last two months. It used to be white!"
by Nozomu1001 June 12, 2006
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