Macho Nut

Macho Nut

(noun)
When a man jerks off while doing aggressive commentary in the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage, hyping himself up like he’s about to win WrestleMania — “OHHH YEAH, THE CREAM RISES TO THE TOP!” included.

This act usually involves a lot of flexing, heavy breathing, and pointing to an imaginary crowd. Ejaculation is often followed by elbow-dropping a pillow, a stuffed animal, or anything nearby.

To perform a "Premium Macho Nut", just wear sunglasses and a bandana after spending a day at the tanning salon.

Example:

“Caught my roommate doing a Macho Nut in the mirror, flexing and yelling DIG IT!! as he finished. I’m never using that bathroom again.”

by GagnonDeezNuts May 6, 2025

Nut

Harambee = Haramfly = Haramwalk

"You're a public service announcement, you nut !!"

by knoodlezz August 25, 2016

deez nuts

a comeback for when someone says anything to you

Person 1: What's up

Person 2: Deez Nuts

by sad person 3 March 14, 2022

nut titty

When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.

Oh no I just nut titty all over me.

by I just SHIT MYSELF C=========3 February 15, 2020

deez nuts

unfunny

guy 1: deez nuts
guy 2: shut up

by no_bitches?? February 3, 2022

Nut

Semen

Boy : "I just busted a nut"
Girl : "you mean I got all your semen in me?"

by Rakii Dii October 24, 2015

nut plug

The action of being poked in the testicle socket.

Yo, Andre and I were fucking around and he gave me a nut plug. I couldn't walk for a week.

by Dre money March 30, 2016