Snowflake Baby

A leftover frozen embryo from IVF that is then implanted into and carried to term by a woman that is not the embryo’s genetic mother and then raised as her own (normally with her husband as it tends to be devout religious people who believe life begins at conception)

Natalie: You know I’m pregnant, but it’s not Alan’s, it’s not mine either!
Stacey: What?! What do you mean it’s not yours?
Natalie: It’s a snowflake baby, we’re Christians, we adopted it from another couple’s treatment because they had enough kids already and they were just going to let it thaw so we decided to save it!
Stacey: Is that even a thing?

Snowflake Baby by RandomPerson8279 December 18, 2020

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yeonjuns_baby_face

a k-pop fanatic stan who is obsessed with Yeonjun and k-pop

yeonjuns_baby_face is obsessed with Yeonjun.

yeonjuns_baby_face by Yeonjuns_baby_face December 20, 2020

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grief baby

When someone's birthday is 9 months after the death of a family member or close friend

Fester's grandma passed away 9 months before he was born. "Hey Fester your a grief baby"

grief baby by Daddydonnie17 February 19, 2021

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Snowbank Baby

A Snowbank baby is what we native American people refer to as a child that is born retarded or with a deformity. When that would happen they would throw said baby out into a snowbank an if they survived the night it was considered good medicine . Or just bad luck for the tribe .

Oh you better respect the spirits or your going to end up having a snowbank baby.

Snowbank Baby by apachewarrior82 March 18, 2021