Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023

Poopy Penis boy

A small boy whose penis is covered small poop particles. Most of the time people don't like boys who are a poopy penis boy. Most poopy penis boys live a hard life, knowing they won't be liked by the people around them.

Girl: Why are you so stinky? Are you hiding something from me?
Boy: Yes, I'm sorry, I am in fact a poopy penis boy.
Girl: WHAT?! I will stop talking to you, you filthy poopy penis boy!

by Boylesple December 15, 2023

Penis Butter

When butter is applied to the crotch and the host allowing a dog to lick it off.

Wow, did Michael just have his dog lick the penis butter?

by Carlover360 November 11, 2020

PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

PEnis

BIG JUICY THING

HE ATE MY PENIS

by I WANNA FUCKIN DIE June 3, 2018

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018