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Empty Farts

Farts that do not have the after-smell of any food.

i.e.-Plain gross-smelling/odourless farts.
"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
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fart smash

The fart smash was picking dandelions and catching butterflies in centerfield.
by Kyle Chan June 28, 2021
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Fart Time Encroachment

(noun) - The act of a fart encroaching on the exit, the exact moment when one is about to take Gas Relief medicine.
(verb) - A fart Jumping the gun when it realizes its demise is soon to come in the form of Gas Relief medicine.
I was farting like an absolute menace, I tried to take some gas medicine, but that was no match for the short term fart time encroachment.
by niquil July 2, 2021
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fright fart

A fart that is frightened out of you. To be so frightened that you pass wind.
A fright fart is defined as “He was so frightened that he farted”
by StrangeRaisin July 4, 2021
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Big juicy fart

A release of gas that comes out of your bottom while still juicy and making loud noises
Person 1: Hey did you fart? Person 2: yeah it was a big juicy fart
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake
damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart
by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021
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