riding a white horse

A more polite way of saying you are taking a shit

A wife is calling her husband over the cell phone.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 11, 2018

White tears

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.

Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*

by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016

White tears

“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.

Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*

by melanynmonroe November 4, 2016

White Trash Russian

When you mix a little milk in your beer.

Sam will drink anything when he's drunk, even a White Trash Russian!

by Sam Strane November 8, 2007

twitter's white boy of the month

When twitter crowns their white boy of the month, it is most likely a skinny, string bean ass, brown haired guy that looks like he hasn't slept in 129 years and doesn't eat, only hit's his juul. Also, they are softboy's, feeding off younger girls self-esteem issues by tweeting random ass things like 'You are beautiful!'. But when the month is over, twitter will drop them faster than a hot frying pan and move on to month's white boy.

Trish: "Hey, who was twitter's white boy of the month in August?"

Loren: "It was Noah centipede."

by #1 bish January 5, 2019

White person™

a ‘white person™’, is a white person who feels they are being oppressed solely for being white, and that they are just as oppressed, maybe even more oppressed than white people. This is not to be confused with ‘white person’, who is, in fact, just a Caucasian person.

Someone: Black lives Matter
White person™: UGH BUT ALL LIVES MATTER STOP BEING RACIST TO WHITE PEOPLE
Someone: Stop being such a white person™

by Just a casual gay October 24, 2017

Quirked up white boy

a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.

"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"

by Bubbiel April 12, 2022