Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Cat Fever

A person who wants to have a cat because they love cats.

*Avery and Jessie look thru a collection of cute and funny cat memes*
Avery: "omg I WANT A CAT NOW, THEY'RE SO LOVELY"
Jessie: "You now have cat fever"

by Its Hero March 31, 2022

Fireheart from warrior cats animated

An ugly eldritch abomination from the web series warrior cats “Animated”

Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻

by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024

Cat

Someone who you would not want to have sex with

ew, rob is so gross he’s a cat

by Stinkpoopfart April 3, 2022

Cats

God's little fur babies who get too much hate and not enough love sadly but hey, they rule the internet

Person 1: Cat's are stupid
Person 2: Yah, they're the stupid ones. Maybe the stupid one is the one who likes dogs better than cats. The one who doesn't realize that cats are and will always be God's greatest creation. You know what, I hope you burn in hell
Person 1: Ummm....I....i'm sorry. I didn't realize you would take this so seriously
Person 2: Burn in hell!!!

by BananuCats November 17, 2022

cat whispering

When you skip every Thursday of college to stalk cats. This person is normally named Ben but could be called gay.

Stop cat whispering you weirdo

by pooant May 27, 2017

Cat Shit

why the hell does it smell so badly? it smells like nuclear poop

Him: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Me: its my cat shit
him: I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STOVE PASSING GAS

by Wobort May 23, 2022