Actually dogwater kid

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

Kid

Kid is the type of guy to be cute but who have low self-estim.
Kid is a nice person tho but for some reason is dumb asf when it comes to himself.

guy : Wow look at this handsome guy ?
kid : where ??
girl : he's talking about you
kid : Nah that's not possible

by Hades son November 20, 2021

naddan bro kid

rooster consultation bro kid boi with mafia haircut

very nice

he brings donuts

megorima: you know naddan bro kid? he’s pretty short

davige: right imagine

by dienehearteyes November 21, 2021

NCW-Kid

A child conceived during the period of time during the beginning of the pandemic where condoms sold out.

(No Condom Week)

Uncle: what’s wrong with your kid?!

Mom: I don’t know, he’s an NCW-kid

Or

*family fight*
Kid: Dad mom Why don’t you love me as much as the other siblings

Dad: Because you’re an NCW kid.
Mom: Why would you tell him!!
Dad: I couldn’t take it anymore. He had to know!

Mom: Fine! You know, there were no condoms in the beginning of the pandemic, but your dad and me were really horny… But we still do love you

by nora the explorer January 23, 2022

deadpool kid

The type of kid to have the shitty one layer, "I'll just say the opposite of what i mean" sarcastic sense of humor that makes you want to fucking die.

This deadpool kid's shitty humor makes me want to die

by anonymous hater 2 January 23, 2022

Kids R' Matched.com

A dating website for immature and dysfunctional singles.

He/she found himself a date on Kids R' Matched.com, a singles dating site for people in their 20's and over still on the emotional level of a 3rd grader.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022