Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022

Friends

Something you don’t have

“You have no friends”

by Ur a loner April 28, 2022

Rotten friend

Straight up tooken, if it ain't yo freshest Jordans being stripped off yo thugish feet then, then it's some Velcro crested purse snatcher trying to get yo girls purse. Can't have that tho.. I'm down to 4 baby momas now. Shits cutting into my money flow.... Ya digg????

hey buddy . Can I get a ride to my truck this morning from my house ... Money's tight.... hopefully your my pal and won't take advantage of me like a ROTTEN FRIEND!
Them : My friend said he can get you but it's going to cost you 100 bucks send me the addersse if you want to do that he drives real fast to so be ready for that

by Being nigged April 30, 2022

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022

Best friend

Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.

*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*

by beanyyy May 2, 2022

Special friends

“special friend” is a an alternate term for a significant other.

Reece takes full credit for the invention of this term with minor inspiration from Ernilicious

Guy: hey bro is she your girlfriend?
Other guy: we prefer the term “special friend”

Special friends

by SteelRain0341 May 2, 2022

Friend

It has end in it for a reason.

Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.

by anonymous May 4, 2022