White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.
When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.
confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.
confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
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Get the White Trash Standoff mug.The occurrence when a typically a woman who is attracted to more than one gender dates lots of non-men for a period before getting an overwhelming crush on the most normal, if not mediocre, white man they can interact with. She will not interact with him more than twice daily and not less than once weekly giving her enough time to romanticize his blandness
Person 1: Have you seen Katie today?
Person 2: Naw, she's been hanging around the library all day because she caught mad White Boy Fever for the nerdy assistant dude
Person 1: But wasn't she just going out with Emily?
Person 2: They broke up like two weeks ago man. White Boy Fever has her now
Person 2: Naw, she's been hanging around the library all day because she caught mad White Boy Fever for the nerdy assistant dude
Person 1: But wasn't she just going out with Emily?
Person 2: They broke up like two weeks ago man. White Boy Fever has her now
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When Bob threw a nickle into the UNICEF can at the office, and said "Those people should be glad I felt so generous." I said to him "That's mighty white of you ass."
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I hadn't shit for weeks, then finally I was laughing so hard I did a Great White Shart.
While performing the Spongebob Donkey Punch on my boyfriend, I munched on a Great White Shart. Mmmm CRUNCHY!
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- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.
- Hello, darling! Where are you? I've checked the whole house and you're nowhere to be seen.
- Check the bathroom - I'm riding a white horse.
- Why are you so long there?
- I'm having a shy one. Tryin' to pinch one off.
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