Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021

cat(s)

were internet memes and still are. cats are pets (and even wild animals) that people love. They are cuddly, adorable, and amazing. But if you have to many, they will get bad, and poop everywhere.

John: "Ayyy I have 69 cats and I love them, but they poop everywhere and leave my house a mess."

Johns friend, Jimmy: "Ahh I think I might know someone who wants cats... I'll ask around for you"

John: "Thanks, but hey, I forgot to ask, would you like a -cat?"

Overall, cat(s) are amazing creatures and pets.

by cat(s) April 24, 2019

My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

oscar the cat

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf

Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me

by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

cat Lynn

An Angel on Earth

Random Normalcore guy: who’s Cat Lynn
Me: An angel on earth, she’s literally the sweetest person in my life and I don’t even know her

by TheEmoGirliePop January 18, 2024

CAT

Nothing but the best ROBLOX military group/family there is. Amazing leaders, like Josh the one and only commander, LordCopper our beloved second in command, Ventique the L dispenser, there's many more people so make sure to join today!

"We stand no chance against CAT in war, we need to surrender!" says the ATLAS corporation

by Armini_ June 17, 2018