Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
Get the Catsmug. A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)
by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021
Get the Tesla Catmug. 
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017
Get the Cat rollermug. by Mdizzy July 5, 2012
Get the Skin some catmug. by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the catmug. Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them
by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021
Get the catmug.