Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.

We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

banana monkey bingo foot

Tripping mad, skippy balls!

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!

by Dewders914 January 18, 2025

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

by just what i needed May 19, 2010

Monkey

What to call a crazy black person

That monkey needs to stop screaming

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 7, 2022

monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.

anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz

by piperfanclub May 9, 2025