Beef Curtain Fingers

When you finger a girl and your fingers smell like pussy after.

Kyle, go wash your hands. I can smell your Beef Curtain Fingers from across the room.

by Courier657 November 28, 2022

Icicle Fingers

The term used between girls when describing their boyfriends going down on them if their hands weren't *ahem properly warmed up.

"Debra, Dave and I had such a wonderful time last night"
"I heard"
"What about your night, I mean we're both on our second honeymoon."
"I started down on him and then he wanted to flip it around so I got on my back and the A/C was on and well, he froze me down there."
"Oh no"

"Oh yes, he had Icicle Fingers"

by staciaw October 4, 2016

two fingers up

In Britain, if the palm is turned inward it means ’fuck you.’

Some little ginger cunt bitched about me on delivery yesterday so I didn't hesitate to give her two fingers up.

by Chalga database July 30, 2022

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Twatty Fingers

Twatty Fingers means: someone who fingers pussy.

Man 1: Should I hook up with this girl.

Man 2: No fuck you twatty fingers.

by Not PogoPro 🥺 August 18, 2022

finger fondeler

Some one who has sexual interactions by using his/her finger.

Oh him he’s a finger fondeler he likes to stroke them hard with his finger

by FireShotGamer December 13, 2017

Kettle Fingers

A person who uses the kettle so frequently — constantly making tea or coffee — that it seems like their fingers are permanently fused to it.

This word was originally coined in 2025 by Constandinos Stelios Savva, a London-based creator. He invented the term to describe people who are always boiling water for a brew.

(Created by Costa Savva, 2025 — all rights reserved to the original mind behind “Kettle Fingers.”)

“Bro, you’ve had five cups already today. You’re such a kettle fingers!”
“Living with a kettle fingers means the kettle never gets a rest.”

by KettleKing June 23, 2025