Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

Cats

Our overlords
You must do everything they ask of you and be prepared to dedicate your life

Person 1: Hey did you hear that (random person) got a cat?
Person 2: RIP bro, cats are evil ninjas

by itsmeuidiot October 28, 2020

dooge cat

such a sexy and awesome person the sexiest person. the bestest. the most awesomest person.

wow dooge cat is so sexy.

Dude I really want to have sex with dooge cat.

by somerandomsexyguy January 1, 2021

Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery

After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!

by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023

harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

Cat Bath

Cleaning oneself more thoroughly like a regular bath but outside a bathtub/shower, usually due to constrained time

I needed to be somewhere soon so I took a cat bath between the gym and then.

by Mr. Thew September 11, 2019

cat clown

a person who has a characteristics of a clown and a cat which includes whiskers, big red nose and claws

Lauren drew a picture of a cat clown and Caroline got offended.

by mistletoechips December 23, 2008