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iron pussy

when you're eating pussy and she didn't tell you she was on her period you get the hint of iron on your tounge
damn it Shelly you have an iron pussy!
by Bulldog2684 December 16, 2015
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Pussy Quest

by agergargaergareg November 14, 2011
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Pussy Platter

A name that you call your friend and an bunch of pussy on a platter
by Inside you May 8, 2019
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Pussy McVirginheim

Someone who is a complete, utter virgin and appears to have no interest in the female form what-so-ever.
Often spends there time playing COD and watching youtube videos in a dark room while their compadre's are having a good time elsewhere.
A Pussy McVirginheim can be identified via the following:
Appearance
1. Weedy, pale and twitchy (often due to lack of masturbation).
2. Unfashionable (clothing can say alot about a person).
Relationships
1. Not good with people, especially women!
2. Disappointment to parents and friends.

Overall an embarrassment to the human race.
Dude 1: hey man, who's that little weirdo over there?
Dude 2: what the weedy kid? Oh god he's like the worst person ever, he hasn't spoken to anyone in like 5 years, he spends his time on the internet, probably on runescape.
Dude 1. Ever had a bird?
Dude 2. Unlikely
Dude 1: man, what a Pussy McVirginheim! I hope he gets cancer
by Polomonsyllabosaurus November 2, 2011
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pussy bitch

Theres a lot of pussies, theres a lot of bitches, but theres only one real pussy bitch, satan.
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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shaven fat pussy

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.
Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.
by The Big G June 23, 2004
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Pussy In My Lap

Phrase made popular by musical artist Rob Roy in the song "Fur In My Cap" meaning that there is a girl of attraction or possibly a stripper seated on your lap.
"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"I plan on hitting the strip club to get some pussy in my lap"

"Pussy in my lap, bird in the sack, fur in my cap" - Rob Roy
by [ C A M ] July 3, 2009
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