Pussy McVirginheim

Someone who is a complete, utter virgin and appears to have no interest in the female form what-so-ever.
Often spends there time playing COD and watching youtube videos in a dark room while their compadre's are having a good time elsewhere.
A Pussy McVirginheim can be identified via the following:
Appearance
1. Weedy, pale and twitchy (often due to lack of masturbation).
2. Unfashionable (clothing can say alot about a person).
Relationships
1. Not good with people, especially women!
2. Disappointment to parents and friends.

Overall an embarrassment to the human race.

Dude 1: hey man, who's that little weirdo over there?
Dude 2: what the weedy kid? Oh god he's like the worst person ever, he hasn't spoken to anyone in like 5 years, he spends his time on the internet, probably on runescape.
Dude 1. Ever had a bird?
Dude 2. Unlikely
Dude 1: man, what a Pussy McVirginheim! I hope he gets cancer

by Polomonsyllabosaurus November 2, 2011

Pussy Ranger

A Douche/Pimp who gets around to bang many pussys in one night

"Did you hear about that Landon dude?!" "Yeah I did, what a Pussy Ranger!"

by I'm beautiful dammit xxx November 19, 2011

Basic Pussy

Millennials

Millennials are a basic pussy because everything offends them

by Cumdrunk October 30, 2019

pussy bitch

satan, the one and only true pussy bitch

Theres a lot of pussies, theres a lot of bitches, but theres only one real pussy bitch, satan.

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

shaven fat pussy

The vagina of an overweight lady which has been rendered hairless by a razor or other means.

Shaven fat pussy is the finest treat this boy could eat.

by The Big G June 23, 2004

Pussy In My Lap

Phrase made popular by musical artist Rob Roy in the song "Fur In My Cap" meaning that there is a girl of attraction or possibly a stripper seated on your lap.

"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"I plan on hitting the strip club to get some pussy in my lap"

"Pussy in my lap, bird in the sack, fur in my cap" - Rob Roy

by [ C A M ] July 3, 2009

Bloody Pussy Pop

sweet bleeding pussy, with dick in it. Dick comes out, and it's now an offical bloody pussy pop

"Bloody Pussy Pop" dick when it comes out of the bloody vagina. Look here Clevis, I am bleeding profusely. It is time for you to insert your dick-head into my vagina, Mr. Clevis, so I can suck the shit out of your official Bloody Pussy Pop!

by jules leblanc November 15, 2010