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Lesbian Monkey

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
by SirObama March 16, 2020
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monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head
Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.
by piperfanclub May 16, 2025
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monkeying around

The act of goofing off and the involvement in any suspicious activities.
Hey you saw Aziz and Akhil over in the corner there yesterday? Yea, they were definitely monkeying around! (Aziz + Akhil = 2 monkeys)
by RPDS Demo September 4, 2023
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I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days
Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!
by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024
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Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys
That yasser kid a such a space monkey
by Chazsup July 6, 2020
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Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
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Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear
I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her
by John Evan’s June 20, 2025
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