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Friend

A person who would be a drag queen if you wanted them too.
Jeff is a really great friend
by C0NN70 June 28, 2018
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best-friend-gayle

BFG stands for Best Friend Gayle
A spin on Oprah's infamous reference to her friend Gayle King. Whenever she mentions Gayle, she doesn't merely say "Gayle" she always says "best-friend-gayle."

Use this phrase to describe any same-sex best friend.

This works especially well when introducing a friend who is ONLY a friend, but often mistaken for a lover.

Can also be shortened to BFG.
Mike is my best-friend-gayle. We've known each other a long time.

People think we're together, but we're not. She's my best-friend-gayle.

You're more than my BFF, you're my BFG!
by gmcqueen June 19, 2017
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Ugly and Fat Friend Day

On the 27th of June, it is Fat and Ugly Friend day. Show some extra love to your fat and ugly friends.
i love you bro
“bro why u being so kind”
it’s ugly and fat friend day dumbo!”
by Jejeieie June 26, 2023
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Fake friend

Someone that says they are your friend but then stabs you in the back with a cold knife and twists it
by Coffeefan_1 June 27, 2017
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Friends

something you dont have
"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"
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Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.
"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."
by stupidmachine June 8, 2020
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Friend

Someone who turns on you even when you think they are their for you. They try to act all nice but turn on you in the meanest ways possible.
Joe was my friend for 3 years but he got me in trouble and turned on me in the worst possible way possible.
by CECE13CECE November 22, 2019
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