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Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.
For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!
by Kittenchild February 8, 2024
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Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.
My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
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Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.
Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."
by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022
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Cat

The ball of fluff
The best ball of fluff
The cutest ball of fluff
A cotton ball
Has a cute face like :3
Paw face: :3c
Mad/ determined face: >:3
40 different breeds
Sharp claws
House cat(pet)
Big kitty(wild cat)
Cuddly
The cat scared the dog to death with their cuteness.
by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022
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sydney the cat

She is a cat a very smile cat that hates everyone but sometimes sleeps on my console controller. She likes to be pet but only for brief moments then she grabs on to you and never lets go she likes food and she is smol but she is fully grown she is the smolest cat and she gets attacked 24/7
by Maatinn February 20, 2018
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
mugGet the This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!mug.

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