Short kids

The troublemakers at school who love to troll ppl including eachother I’m one of them and I’m aware of this and I like it anyways when the tall mature guy tells them off they’re the bad guy leading to the short kid to troll them even more
Short Kid 1: "Hey, look at Jake over there! He's like a giant compared to us!"

Short Kid 2: "Yeah, let's go mess with him!"

Short Kid 3: "This is gonna be hilarious!"

The short kids approach Jake, who is reading quietly under a tree.

Short Kid 1: "Hey, Jake! How's the weather up there?"

Short Kid 2: "You must have a hard time fitting through doorways with those long legs!"

Jake: "Guys, come on. Can't you find someone else to bother?"

Short Kid 3: "Aw, what's the matter, Jake? Can't take a little joke?"

Jake: "It's not funny when it's at my expense. Just leave me alone, okay?"

The short kids exchange amused glances before turning back to Jake, their mischief evident.

Short Kid 1: "Oh, looks like Mr. Tall Guy can't handle a little teasing!"

Short Kid 2: "Maybe we should make fun of him some more!"

Short Kid 3: "Yeah, let's see how much he can take before he snaps!"

Despite Jake's protests, the short kids continue to taunt and tease him, their laughter echoing through the schoolyard.
by JDMF March 6, 2024
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kook kid

Another word for cool kid, just spelt differently and idioticly.
I feel like a kook kid wearing these.
by amaziing.angella February 7, 2018
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alien kid

Alien Kid is a super weird but enjoyable person! He/She always positive and they never give up! They are always energetic no matter what! Everyone loves and admires how confident they are.If you have a alien kid,you're really a lucky one.
Girl 1:Did you see him? He is such a alien kid!
Girl 2:I know right!

Boy 1:I wish I was able to hang out with Alien Kid.
Boy 2:Same! She is just too cool!
by SomeRandomPenguin October 20, 2019
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That Kid

That kid is such a fucking kid man. Theyre act like stupid spoiled IPad kid. They don't think much as thinking hrth their brain. They ask stupid questions in class in front of everyone without shame, That kid may actually be smart, but they act really really fucking stupid. That Kid definenetley loves weed. and that kid probably gets bad grades in school but somehow ends up getting by because they're a spoiled slacker that always gets what they want That kid dfineltley loves fast food like McDonald's and pizza and they probably cry whenever they feel stressed or whwnever they have homework. That kid is the type of kid to play computer or phone games in class instead of taking notes or doing work. That kid probably has a learning disability since they can't focus for shit. That kid acts whack and is gofy as hell. When that kid was younger they were definetley an IPad Kid. Everyone has that one kid in their class.
I swear when I find That Kid Imma get them
by bedpoatoe// June 16, 2022
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Kid

Kids are top
by Radomgirl234 April 8, 2019
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Winter Jacket Kid

A "Winter Jacket Kid" is a term made for the really weird, smelly kids at any school. Usually they're pretty “heavy” or look like they could be snapped like a twig.

(They also have pretty bad personalities such as being : aggressive, dishonest, irresponsible, and or arrogant.)

Basically the weird kids that wear winter jackets all year EVEN IF IT ISNT WINTER??
P1 : Dude, this guy is SUCH A WINTER JACKET KID

P2: I know right, in class he always take off his shoes—eats his toe jam, earwax, and boogers…

P1: EWW- WTF
by VARIOUSVICIOUSVERSIONS June 1, 2023
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Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.
Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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