Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020

cat

loveing and amasing !

i love my cat

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Shawn The Cat

The best cat sock puppet in the world who just went through a divorce and is over his ex. He also has a youtube channel that is Shawn The Cat

"Shawn The Cat is way to good for Finn (his ex husband)"

by iamchimychonga June 13, 2019

Kitty Cat With Glasses

a cat with SUPER COOL glasses

OMG it is the kitty cat with glasses

by kajerbfjchvdjfhvjgsfdhgjhsfdkj May 13, 2022

Cat

Wilbur

Cat is Wilbur Wilbur is cat

by Lwieieowpwojqqkekrk April 5, 2022

cat

a furry 4 legged creature that loves you(probably)

i like cats

by the second cool guy. April 2, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020