Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
by double.gaffe.119 June 02, 2010
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double blank

A domino without any white spots, I.e. a person with very dark skin.
Sheila's new boyfriend Leroy , he's a double blank.
by Hamster73 March 22, 2024
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Double Cream

the deposit of two loads after tag teaming.
by Dave_Das September 18, 2017
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N-i-double-guh-er

A slightly less offensives way to say the N word, cribbed from Winnie the Pooh's friend Tigger and his way of spelling his name.( Still offensive as hell to the right people, so use this with care. Not resposible for possible repercussions.) Usually followd by further mangling of Winnie the Pooh with "The wonderful thing about niggers, is niggers are wonderful things......"
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double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.
B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"
by Ender's Shadow November 27, 2009
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47 Double Down

An old school football play that old men in their 40s and 50s refer to when bragging about their grade school football prowess.
Kenny: When we played St James in the Turkey Bowl, we ran 47 Double Down all day down thier throats.

Weber: PJ was unstoppable
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Double D Forehead

Jordan: Damnnnnnnnnn! Oliver you got a Double D forehead..
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