When a woman romantically asks to give you head and/or offers to peg you, declining her offer will make her angry and will result in an outburst of anger which will get you gripped IRL
by Colt69420XD November 26, 2020
Get the Percent Downmug. by Kylie2929 May 11, 2021
Get the Down badmug. I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
by BadBob816 September 28, 2021
Get the crooked downmug. Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."
Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"
Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"
Iam "We must have used that line before..."
Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"
Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"
Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"
Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"
Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
Get the Dicked Down Syndromemug. He stripped some shots down my throat.
I’ll strip some shots down your throat.
I strip down my throat a couple of shots.
I’ll strip some shots down your throat.
I strip down my throat a couple of shots.
by champagnebuts August 10, 2025
Get the strip down my throatmug. by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023
Get the finnaeus patton jackson downsmug. by NotJewBoi69\ October 23, 2022
Get the Glow Downmug.