A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 5, 2023
Get the Hair monkey mug.its a mercinary leader who doesnt know how to properly use there army and uses it to threaten people online even tho he is still a monkey
person 1: get fucking shit on
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
Andrew (monkey mercinary leader) : shut up or ill get the mercinarys on you
person 1: you cant do shit
Andrew : *cries and becomes emo*
by I_ONLY_SPEAK_TRUE_FACTS March 8, 2022
Get the monkey mercinary leader mug.1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
Get the one eyed monkey lover mug.Kristjan is a black african monkey rarely found in the jungle, Kristjan is a monkey with the thickest ass ever and the biggest dick. Lost in the dark need help finding him, he could be anywhere now.
by analmaster69420 October 3, 2022
Get the monkey mug.Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar mug.A person who is sexually attracted to Black People, and only sexually attracted to those, they usually shove a banana up their mouth like a dildo and then fuck them in the ass, but if it's a female Black person, its rather they shove a banana up their ass and fuck them in the vagina, this can also be used as an insult to people as just calling them retarded and a slut and this word is a derogatory term toward black whores.
1. Patricia: Oh God, it's one of them Monkey Fuckers!
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!
2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far
3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.
Lizzo: WE GOTTA RUN MY NIGGAS!
2. Candice Dikfitinyo Mouth: You're an absolute buffoon! A CLOWN!
Benjamin Dover: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
Hugh Jass: Ooh! Bro that was too far
3. Black Whore: Man shut up you idiot-
Spongebob Squarepants: FUCK YOU MONKEY FUCKER!
4. If you're too sensitive, don't dislike, just fucking leave.
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