that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."

Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.

by oysterbyprouduct March 09, 2024

the new garlic bread

The latest most fashionable thing of the moment

Your new shoes are really stylish
Yes they are the new garlic bread!

by Bumpkinsmithe December 20, 2016

A new litter of glaggles

The term "a new litter of glaggles" comes from the online meme of Glaggleland.
A made up theme park of smileyfaces, a new litter of glaggles are just a bunch of baby glaggles, the smileyfaces that rome glaggleland

This is such a joyous occurrence, a new litter of glaggles!
"i am a baby glaggle"
"i am a baby glaggle"

by LeTigre_Tango September 15, 2023

zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.

The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 02, 2017

New Era

this is the beginning of a new era!

New Era

by urbandictionaryvea October 21, 2022

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 09, 2016