friend with history

An ex that you dont want to call ex anymore

"I have no more hatred towards him but I dont want to fuck him anymore either. I have no better definition than 'friend with history' because calling him friend is too broad"

by Daeara September 25, 2022

My faggot friend Oliver

My faggot friend Oliver is a guy that likes to jack off to furry porn and suck your cock:)

My faggot friend Oliver is comming in my ass today.

by OlliIsSmart September 30, 2022

L friend

Jamir Broxton is an L friend

Jamir Broxton is an L friend, and hes a fake mans 🤦🏾 ♂️

by Kermyyyy October 2, 2022

Bush-friend

In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.

Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself

by Mr,fluffers October 4, 2022

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022

National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

A best friend

Best friend: *walks down the hall with you like queens/kings*.
someone:look there is those stupidos
You: *slaps that someone*. NOTE:AS HARD AS YOU CAN SLAP EM THEY DESERVE IT❤️

a best friend is someone you will always have. You better love them and give them all your attention because if you or they leave your life wont be the same again you will cry yourself to sleep and regret it so make sure you give so much space for them cause you mighLOVE OR YOU WILL REGRET I SWEAR.t not have enough time to. a best friend will make you full of joy and they will love you till the end of time. They will do what they have in there power to make you happy and keep you company. GIVE THEM ALL YOUR

by dona sama October 14, 2022