After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.
Similar to "when it rains, it pours"
Similar to "when it rains, it pours"
Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"
Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"
Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"
by Matches&Gasoline January 26, 2023
Get the when it rains it whores mug.Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
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Get the mama whore mug.Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth
by YOURBFF123123 May 29, 2018
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by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018
Get the Attention Whore mug.A girl sexy enough that people will pay her for sex and then go on social media and and use prostitution as a platform to promote fake morality to gain political or religious prominence and power. As the sheep baa and cheer the moral character of the "John" who goes to a professional sex provider cause his partner thinks missionary with a nightlight on is kinky and showers her with jewelry, lingerie, exotic perfumes and brings his wife home a 5 in 1 stylus from dollar store that she uses to text her tennis instructor Janis who thinks she's breathtaking and smart and are madly in love and met because the whore told his wife because he comes to her money in hand each week saying she's a princess and his true soul mate and then goes out publicly denouncing prostitution and wishes he could reinstitute stoning to death as a way to punish these purveyors of filth that has led to the downfall of society. So the whore, the wife and the lesbian walk into a bar and they all know how to hold their liquor, by the ears as they plot to expose this righteous moral character that never read anything but the book of psalms of the quite beautiful but disgustingly whored book known as the Bible.
I go to have sex with the whore cause her livelihood depends on her ability to bring sexual gratifications at such an elite and skillfull level that men will give her money to do with her the same thing they can with an amatuer but you can listen to a high school band play Mozart for free or pay full ticket prices to listen to a symphony emerse you in sounds so beautiful and engaging that you experience eargasms that reinvigorate you and remind you that there's a reason a professional is paid and an amatuer just gets you laid .
by Thebiggestloser369 September 9, 2023
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