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french brown

A term that defines passionately licking and kissing your partners anus, specifically when they deficate as you perform the action.
Bill: "Was she into any wierd stuff?"

Jamie: "Yeah she made me give her some french browns."
by Jakeensmorck February 26, 2018
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Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup
He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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Brown Russian

When you spit vodka directly into a close friends ass hole in order to achieve a quicker state of inebriation.
Holy shit balls kevin just gave me a brown russian
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Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022
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Brown county junior high school

Brown county junior high school (BCJHS) is a middle school in ur ole small town brown county Indiana. It’s a good school, they got vsco girls, e boys, emo, straight A students, crack heads, class clowns, and more. They get slushees every Friday tho, but they are usually weird flavors like lime and watermelon... gross . some teachers are meanie heads, others are okay. if you go there, i feel sorry for you.
what school do you go to?

Ugh, brown county junior high school
oh. i’m sorry.
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Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.
Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.
by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022
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Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden
1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass
by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024
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