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Monkey Man

Another man who a woman fools around with even though she is in a committed relationship with a good man.
I don’t have the time or energy for a monkey man like you. I’m already giving it all at home.
by QueenMaedh January 28, 2021
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton
I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole
by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024
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slush monkey

n. Small child who loves wet snow and all the glorious things that can be done with it, most of which involve slushed sisters.
A spring snowfall? Time for Captain Slush Monkey to plaster the neighbourhood girls.
by gnostic3 April 28, 2019
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Monkey Nuts

the result of a Male not washing testicles and having jock itch the next morning
Caden regretted not showering last night after he woke up with a severe case of Monkey Nuts
by Lacrazey June 27, 2019
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tumble monkey

a racial slur for any race, used by people named cameron or trevor.
“hes such a tumble monkey
by cracker12111 April 21, 2018
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